Tuesday Dec 05, 2006

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Alright Life, are you listening? This year I get what I ask for, without the trauma. This year I grab you by the balls and yank until my requests are filled, and you're gonna like it. No more sitting around for vast periods of time waiting patiently for my reward. We're done with that chapter now. It's time to get a move on.
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prockgirlscout:
I know, right. If I would have conceived a kid that first time, he or she could be losing their virginity by now. Talk about depressing. I really want to find a way to feel better about getting old. There are good things about it. It's just hard to remember that.

And oh, haha! You are so sweet. kiss
dempsey:
might i suggest that the spree involve a full sized trebuchet? maybe tar covered bails of hay, ignited shortly before launch at unsuspecting villagers?

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