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Sunday Oct 16, 2005

Oct 16, 2005
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Nothing says love like giving a boy the gift of a big ugly gourd. blush
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
hippomonki:
i'm ?glad? i can make you cry. but its better when you cackle...

ugly gourds are really the way to go. i know i always swore to marry the man who'dtake me on a blind date tot he punkin patch...

there's something to be said for peter peter pumpkin eater...
Oct 16, 2005
papawheelie:
is that some kinda euphamism, lady...?
Oct 16, 2005

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