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If you had to smell one thing for the rest of your life, what would you want it to be?

Happy Turkey Day all! kiss

Could there be a more perfect ending to a perfect night than to find a freakishly gigantic stuffed moose doll? love
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escottie:
what would your best smell for all time be, moss?
smile
escottie:
oooo. nice choices. i almost went with eucalyptus instead of fresh cut grass, but i'm just not sure i could take it forever.
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If you had to share a bed with someone, who would you least like it to be?
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gasmaskboy:
ehhehe Ok pink and fuzzy makes me laugh
lucky1336929:
youre obviously not a "seinfeld" fan. jimmy legs are when you are constantly kicking your legs around in the bed while you sleep.

like kramer's girlfriend. wink
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I've always known that the whole society line was bullshit from wall to wall, but what society does is cover the bullshit with chocolate so you think it's bridge mix.

-Florynce Kennedy

Which reminds me I'm reading "Against Love: A Polemic". Wow, I haven't read anything more compelling and grasping-your-gut hilarious in I don't know how long. I'm not done with it yet, so we'll...
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abra:
maybe just two second chances? just two. no more than that.

i don't know if i see the connection between chocolate-coated bullshit and "against love."

confused

thanks for the luck! xo
kinnie:
hahaha, that was funny. smile
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"If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, you dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it."

- Frank Zappa
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abra:
thank you for your wise kind words. happy friday to you too! smile
olsen:
....and visions of crazed skaters danced in her head...
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anything's roommate is my hero. Super hero, even. Repo Man! love Mr. Moss says: May the hawaiian shirts bring you good fortune and debauchery!

My stomach is tired from exercising. Maybe I would be in a better mood if I'd quit constantly wailing along with Patsy Cline in the car. I must get to sleep soon before the rhythmic banging noises begin again. Update: I...
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escottie:
oooo...you ask tough questions, moss.

i had a little break from work so i'm checking back. have you picked up some flirting skills since last night? maybe you could sing me a song. reach out with those big weepy patsy kline eyes.

or not.

btw, you actually stumped me at first--i'm not sure i'm qualified to teach the flirting. but i'll think about it and get back to you. blush

back t' work.
kiss blush kiss
babyblue:
I have a wimpy little girl singing voice. Well, not too little, but it's kind of high pitched and annoying, so I sing softly. Which just results in a quieter high pitched little girl voice. So really, I can't win. biggrin

Glad that anything's roommate was able to help you out. Was it Josh or Bob?
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How is it even legal for them to be pounding anchors at this hour? mad

Maybe I do need to go sky-diving...
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escottie:
thumpa thumpa thumpa...i hate piledrivers. mad earlier i thought that maybe the "skydiving" was related to the piledriving. suicidal thoughts and what not. thanks for correcting me.

come and flirt with me.
wink
freckle:
ok, i'd go for that. where do i sign up? i want me a boy who get a good job and makes money so i can sit on the couch and eat bon-bons.

mmmmmmm... bon-bons biggrin
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I'm having an itchy kind of day. I'm feeling kind of off, but in a good sort of way. Either I'm busting with love for the universe and my place in it, or I'm coming down with the plague.
confused
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freckle:
yeah, but it's a boy! who wants to invest in a boy. they're yucky.
babyblue:
Yeah, if by "out and about," you mean "sitting for most of a show in the other room at Dante's." tongue

Maybe it's a sign that I'm getting old. Sigh. It had to happen someday, I guess.
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The cable's been going out on and off all day, I've had almost no access to the internet. eeek

Did you know that exposing your thumbs denotes confidence? And what the hell? Tell me something completely freaking odd!
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corvus_pdx:
Pickles can glow if you pass electric current through them.

http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/Launchpad/6603/instructions.html
superdee:
Oh and if you put the exposed thumbs that have electric current flowing through them into the ice cream that you like to eat in the rain you'll get...

A highly confident, glowing, milkshake biggrin
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So. Hung. Over. blackeyed Someone please put me out of my misery...

On the other hand, it would appear there's lemon sorbet in the freezer, I may just live. Blessed, wonderful sorbet... love

What's your favorite hangover food?
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abra:
thanks sweetheart, that made me laugh out loud.

i love greasy food when i'm hungover. a big, greasy breakfast. mmmmm.

kiss
superdee:
A lap is always a wonderful place to work off the pain of substance abuse... something about direct energy transfer from the groin into your ear I suspect.

Give that boy a hug for being so good to you smile
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Pardon me and the infrequent updates. I find it's a bad idea for me to leave updates when I've got a lot on my mind. Must..avoid...cryptic, grumpy updates. wink

I will say I'm thoroughly excited to have met so many new people over the last few months, I'm constantly reminded what incredible crop of phenomenally cool people there are here. Yes, you!

What are you all...
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josh:
Hey, no problemo, I always look out for my friends. biggrin

And I love you two because you rock, so I'm not about to let anything happen to either one of you. smile
josh:
biggrin

Word.
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Okay, based on my last entry, I gotta ask. How many of you out there are Rocky Horror Picture Show virgins? And how many of you out there are Dirty virgins (who've seen the video but not seen it in a theater)?
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abra:
i'm a bit south of portland, i'm afraid, although i have many friends there and visit often....i'll be up there next weekend. and tjaden's going to make me dutch babies...maybe for both of us? i love your wings! you're adorable. kiss
alyssum:
Oy I M dork. tongue

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Argh, I officially suck. blackeyed No devirginizing tonight... frown
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olsen:
Rock!
yumchen:
I see I see.
Hee I am a virgin too!