While cooking some bacon, an eyelash fell in my eye so I removed my glasses to fix the problem only to have grease splash VERY near that same eye.
While taking advil for my horrible cramps, I choked and threw up coffee WHILE it came out of my nose.
By myself, 100%, I cleaned and prepped a turkey. Managed to get it into the turkey bag AND the turkey pan AND the hot oven all by myself. I also made stuffing and mashed potatoes and green bean casserole. All me. I carved the damn thing. Put away the leftovers. Even started cleaning the giant pile of dirty dishes.
My dad doesn't say a word. No Merry Christmas. No thank you. Nothing. No compliments.
I already opened my gift from Reekie two days ago.
Cried to my mom on the phone around midday. Told her all the little things that were trying to ruin my day. It was nice that she didn't make let my tears ruin her morning, sometimes she guilts me for that. I kind of wish I was with her right now. But neither parent got me anything, she had plans with her fiance's family, and my dad is Scrooge before the Ghosts Incident. 
I'm ready for it to be next Christmas season. I'm ready to decorate a WHOLE apartment with lots of candles and lots of gifts for the person I'm with. Maybe next year my parents will get me something. My dad offered hockey tickets after he heard me crying but I need to figure out when/if Reekie can ever visit. Maybe I'll just ask him for the TARDIS plush/pillow I really want and call it good. Whatever. I love the ENTIRE Christmas season so to have it end like this is just soul crushing.
The two BEST things that happened today:
I opened my card from sofarsogood that came in the mail yesterday. It had glitter and the most wonderful message inside.
Doctor Who marathon. (Note: I still haven't finished season 4 because I do not want to lose Ten. I love Ten too much. So this is the first time I've seen a full Eleven episode. I saw several. No clue what was going on the whole time.)
I hate Matt Smith. I hate his new companion too. "Its smaller on the outside." Aka she has Special Snowflake Syndrome and isn't interesting in the slightest. Like at all.
But hey, Sir Ian McKellen was the voice of the snow globe so that's wonderful.
Too much change for me but at least it was something.
Oh actually the best part was giving Bryzly the rawhide bone I bought for her and she just can't stop chewing it. She's so happy. I like watching her go to town just chrunching the damn thing like a champ but when she catches me watching, she stops. Its adorable.
Back to trying to steal whiskey from dad and playing Mario 3D while I re-watch The Snowmen and then some Ten episodes.
Aly 
