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Monday Aug 15, 2005

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Sort of a mini-update tonight. I took a phone order last night that was really just the most simultaneously frustrating and amusing thing I've done in awhile. I'm going to try as hard as I can to transcribe it accurately:

*phone ringsat work, I pick up*

Me - "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut would you like to hear our special?"

Customer - ".....Yes."

Me - "We have a large 1-topping twisted crust pizza for $10.99 or you can make it cheesy for $1 more."

Customer - "....Do you sell a cheesy twisted crust pizza?"

Me - ".........I'm fairly certain that's exactly what I just told you about."

Customer - ".....Oh. How much?"

Me - " surreal . $11.99."

Customer - "Is that the one on the tv?"

Me - "I'm not sure. I don't watch tv. Considering that it's our current special, most likely yes."

Customer - "Is that pan crust?"

Me - "No. It's twisted crust."

Customer - "Do you have large pizzas?"

Me - "Yes. In pan dough, even."

Customer - "How much is a large pizza?"

Me - "With what on it?"

Customer - "Pepperoni."

Me - "$15.59."

Customer - "How much are two mediums?"

Me - "Ummm....$12.59 for the first one and $7 for the second one."

Customer - "How much?"

Me - "$12.59 plus $7. So, like, $21.50 or something? Are you doing delivery or carry-out?" Oh yes. I can add like whoa at work.

Customer - "Hang on......"

*five minutes of muffled chatter on the other end of the phone*

Customer - "Carry-out."

*I get his name and stuff.*

Me - "Alright, what would you like?"

Customer - "Cheesy twisted crust."

Me - " Do you want garlic or marinara dipping sauce?"

Customer - "No."

Me - "No dipping sauce?"

Customer - "....Pepperoni."

Me - "Yes, but do you want garlic or marinara dipping sauce?"

Customer - "Is that on the pizza?"

Me - "No, it's dipping sauce. To dip the crust in."

Customer - ".....What wa the first one?"

Me - "Garlic. surreal"

Customer - "Yeah, okay."

Me - "Do you want anything else with that?"

Customer - "No."

Me - "Alright, it's $11.99 and will be ready in about 25 minutes."

Customer - "Okay. How many minutes?"

Me - "About 25."

Customer - "Okay."

*click*




surreal



When he showed up to get his pizza he turned out to be 12 or so.
VIEW 26 of 26 COMMENTS
lilviciousone:
I finished my magknits/meet ohmystars mods shrug smile well...ehh...sorta. I just have to add the ribbing.

What are you working on now?
Aug 19, 2005
tao:
best journal i've read in a while! smile
Aug 20, 2005

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