WOW canes leave some lovely welts. Actually, the worst one I have right now is from me testing them out in the store. I honestly wasn't expecting that 1/4" cane to, well, hurt so bloody much. Because it's skinny, right? The thicker canes are supposed to bruise much worse, but I fucking beg to differ.
~note: I was hiding behind a display stand when I did this; it's a good thing because when I hit myself hard enough to cause that I almost fell over and had to spend a couple of minutes taking very deep, quiet breaths without whimpering or cursing loud enough to alert the four employees sitting across the room.
~another note: I really do enjoy this sort of thing. I'm just amazed at the marks I acquire sometimes and thought you would be too.
~note: I was hiding behind a display stand when I did this; it's a good thing because when I hit myself hard enough to cause that I almost fell over and had to spend a couple of minutes taking very deep, quiet breaths without whimpering or cursing loud enough to alert the four employees sitting across the room.
~another note: I really do enjoy this sort of thing. I'm just amazed at the marks I acquire sometimes and thought you would be too.
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the_reverend:
Bet the store owner was having fun... ya little minx.
_dictionarygirl_:
I have a giant yellow bruise on my arm from walking into a festive school spirit pennant display at work, and it made me think of you. 