I work in a town full of people like this.
The Scene - I'm sitting in front of the TV at work, watching some horrendous movie on Bravo and happily knitting away on Butterfly. A woman who has just placed a carry-out order and must now come to grips with the new 15 minute hole in her life spots me and wanders over.
Woman - ...I guess I'll come watch some TV. sits down
Me - I warn you, this is an absolutely terrible movie.
Woman - giggles
a few minutes go by and the movie gets worse
Woman - What are you making, a bag?
Me - Actually, it's a camisole.
Woman - What?
Me - A camisole.
Woman - What's that?
Me - It's like a tanktop but...lacier.
Woman - Ohhh, so is that, like, sewing?
Me - .........................No, it's knitting.
Woman - Oh.
silence ensues
The Scene - I'm sitting in front of the TV at work, watching some horrendous movie on Bravo and happily knitting away on Butterfly. A woman who has just placed a carry-out order and must now come to grips with the new 15 minute hole in her life spots me and wanders over.
Woman - ...I guess I'll come watch some TV. sits down
Me - I warn you, this is an absolutely terrible movie.
Woman - giggles
a few minutes go by and the movie gets worse
Woman - What are you making, a bag?
Me - Actually, it's a camisole.
Woman - What?
Me - A camisole.
Woman - What's that?
Me - It's like a tanktop but...lacier.
Woman - Ohhh, so is that, like, sewing?
Me - .........................No, it's knitting.
Woman - Oh.
silence ensues
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
toothpickmoe:
Riveting.
mat8drb:
LIKE SEWING? In the words of a certain famous tennis player, You Cannot Be Serious