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Wednesday Apr 05, 2006

Apr 5, 2006
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BURLINGTON HIGH SCHOOL

a mother and father decided they needed a

break,so they wanted to head out for a night on the town.So

they called their most trusted babysitter.When the babysitter

arrived,the two children were already fast asleep in bed.So the

babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was

okay with the children.Later at night,the babysitter got bored

and went to watch tv but she couldn't watch it downstairs

because they didnt have cable downstairs (the parents didn't

want the children watching too much garbage).So she called

them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parents'

room.Of course the parents said it was ok,but the babysitter had

one final request.She asked if she could cover up the clown

satue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth,because it made

her nervous.The phoneline was silent for a moment,(and the

father who was talking to the babysitter at the time)said....take

the children and get out of the house....we'll call the police...we

don't have a clown statue...the children and the babysitter got

murdered by the clown.It turned out to be that the clown was a

killer that escaped from jail.If u don't repost this within 5 minutes

the clown will be standing next to your bed at 3:00 am with a

knife in his hand


repost this with your schools name

P.S. 3 a.m. is said by preists to be the hour of the devil

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This was too fucking creepy I had to repost this...
And I will say this now, anyone who posts pics of clowns will no longer be a friend of mine because im deathly scared of clowns. I'm already going to have nightmares from one ASS who shall remain un-named. -eyes the ass- You're an ass you are!! -records her horrified screams and mails them to him- Ya that's what you get!! Jerk bucket!

Ya now that i've gotten that out of my system i'ma be up all night.... won't be able to sleep...
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
sirloins:
Bah! I kick clowns in the balls!
Apr 5, 2006
l33r0yj3nkins:
Clowns. A noun. A person or persons that dress up in makeup, funny clothing, and partake in the hilarious antics to amuse childen. In this case the clown is a psyco killer. Teach your children to hate clowns my friends. You'll be alot better off.

For services on removing clown stalking or just clowns in general, please call our toll free number. 1-800-Kill-Clowns. Ask for Jordan. If we can't protect you from clowns, your as good as dead.
Apr 6, 2006

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