The Sunday paper full of back-to-school ads makes me nauseous and sweaty with fear. I don't want to go back to school. But I don't have much choice. What else can I do? I'm running out of patience - and, more importantly, money.
I just calculated that I've spent 60% of my time since I graduated from high school in college. That's a pathetic record. It's because I keep burning bridges, changing horses in midstream, and various other cliches.
What's the statistic for the number of careers the average person is supposed to have in their life? Three? Four? Five? At this rate I'm going to use them all up before I turn 40. Then what?
These people are my new idols. I should be doing something like that with my old 8-bit Atari equipment instead of wasting hours trying to beat my high score on Megamania.
I just calculated that I've spent 60% of my time since I graduated from high school in college. That's a pathetic record. It's because I keep burning bridges, changing horses in midstream, and various other cliches.
What's the statistic for the number of careers the average person is supposed to have in their life? Three? Four? Five? At this rate I'm going to use them all up before I turn 40. Then what?
These people are my new idols. I should be doing something like that with my old 8-bit Atari equipment instead of wasting hours trying to beat my high score on Megamania.
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That was fucking awesome.
And alright, let's play pulltabs. Come pick me up.