My Free Will Astrology had this to say to me this week:
"Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Writer Michael Tortorello has complained about the "national delight deficit." My friend Lanny bemoans the public's shrinking attention span for stories about joyful events and satisfying breakthoughs. I myself have marveled at the pathological tendency of many educated people to equate cynicism with intelligence. It's in the context of this stupefying collective addiction to dank moods that I give you your assignment, Scorpio: You, more than any other sign in the Zodiac, are now primed to harvest an abundance of pleasure, mirth, and fun. Please don't keep it all to yourself; try to infect everyone you meet."
Infect? What's that supposed to mean? Am I going to get some kind of 'happy desease'? Will I be afflicted with some strange virus that causes me to blurt out random jokes? "HEY!! How do you stop a clown from laughing?... You hit him in the face with an axe."
Maybe I'll be hit with some strange Bio-chemical weapon that will twist my face up like a clown and make me laugh uncontrolably. (NOTE TO SELF: Watch out for people with axes.)
Well in any case if I really do get this 'happy desease', I'll be more than happy to share.
Sweet dreams to you all.
"Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Writer Michael Tortorello has complained about the "national delight deficit." My friend Lanny bemoans the public's shrinking attention span for stories about joyful events and satisfying breakthoughs. I myself have marveled at the pathological tendency of many educated people to equate cynicism with intelligence. It's in the context of this stupefying collective addiction to dank moods that I give you your assignment, Scorpio: You, more than any other sign in the Zodiac, are now primed to harvest an abundance of pleasure, mirth, and fun. Please don't keep it all to yourself; try to infect everyone you meet."
Infect? What's that supposed to mean? Am I going to get some kind of 'happy desease'? Will I be afflicted with some strange virus that causes me to blurt out random jokes? "HEY!! How do you stop a clown from laughing?... You hit him in the face with an axe."
Maybe I'll be hit with some strange Bio-chemical weapon that will twist my face up like a clown and make me laugh uncontrolably. (NOTE TO SELF: Watch out for people with axes.)
Well in any case if I really do get this 'happy desease', I'll be more than happy to share.
Sweet dreams to you all.
*snuggles*