I had a 'Fight Club' momment today at work. Thought you might enjoy it.
"The glow of the newly replaced florescent bulb gives my desk a sickly gray appearance. I've got a headset clamped over my ears with the random chattering of Steve and Alice from the 'Central Office of Random bullshit'. This new bulb is buggin me. All of the little imperfections jump out and dance around my desk. I can see the dust-devils lurking behind my monitor watching my every move. I think they might try something. I'll have to keep my eye on them. There's an apple here that might have been appetizing under a burned-out bulb. I don't need to see this clearly. The random messages that I've written to myself, use to hang from my wall seemingly unaided but, invisible tape isn't so "invisible" under a harsh white glare."
"The glow of the newly replaced florescent bulb gives my desk a sickly gray appearance. I've got a headset clamped over my ears with the random chattering of Steve and Alice from the 'Central Office of Random bullshit'. This new bulb is buggin me. All of the little imperfections jump out and dance around my desk. I can see the dust-devils lurking behind my monitor watching my every move. I think they might try something. I'll have to keep my eye on them. There's an apple here that might have been appetizing under a burned-out bulb. I don't need to see this clearly. The random messages that I've written to myself, use to hang from my wall seemingly unaided but, invisible tape isn't so "invisible" under a harsh white glare."

freyja__:
thanks, sweets.
demigauge:
yeah you better watch out for those dust devils...they will make you sneeze a shitload if you make them angry