alphamale

Today I've realized something quite disturbing. I was checking my Junk e-mail just to see what kind of interesting crap I've been sent and there's been a significant change in the type of junk mail I get. I used to receive all kinds of wonderfully absurd messages like "Cum see farmgirls that know how to handle a 'cock'". But now I'm seeing fewer emails from "Samantha34711@junkinthetrunk.com" telling me how to increase the size of my member and more from "SteveJones@boringaccountant.com" telling me how to increase the size of my 401k. I think I'm getting old. Doubt me if you must but, when you are no longer considered part of the target audience for the porn industry you'll know the feeling.