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Monday Feb 24, 2003

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"Comin' thru, Potty emergency"

People always want to talk to me when I have to go to the bathroom. What's wrong with you people? Can't you see me doing the "Potty dance"? Why is it that everytime nature calls, all I hear is other peoples voice's.

I find myself hoping that whatever is making my eyeballs float (eewwww) will eventually drown out the persistent burning in my ears.

I can't decided whether I want to slap my hands over my ears and scream "La, la, La, la" or grab my crotch and make a mad dash for the nearest urinal.



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