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Friday Mar 26, 2004

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I believe that I may have found the secret to Krispy Kreme donuts. They put something in the donuts that, when combined with THC, creates hallucinogenic properties that make you think that the donuts are talking to you.

No Mrs. Jelly-filled, I cant eat just one more.

They try and trick you into believing that you can eat more and more. Mrs. Jelly-filled is trying to entice me. She is using her seductive powers on me.

No Mrs. Jelly-filled, I dont think we know each other well enough.

Miss Chocolate-covered keeps telling me I'd look sexier with her in my mouth and now Mrs. Jelly-filled wants to have a threesome. Why are the donuts talking dirty to me? Is there something wrong with me?
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hippomonki:
dude i keep wondering what the bologna taco said to you to get you to try and eat it wink
i thiknk our family suffers from congenital syphilis, maybe that is why we are all insane???
Apr 12, 2004
m0z:
as your attorney i advise you to call a jesus help line
Apr 13, 2004

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