Friday guy night.
The only thing worse than being single, is being the only single guy. None of my friends are single and it sucks going to hang out with the homeboys that have lost the will to flirt with chicks. I'm all about going out meeting new people and there all about staying in. I'm not saying that we should get all dressed up...
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The only thing worse than being single, is being the only single guy. None of my friends are single and it sucks going to hang out with the homeboys that have lost the will to flirt with chicks. I'm all about going out meeting new people and there all about staying in. I'm not saying that we should get all dressed up...
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I went over to my ex-girlfriends house tonight. She lives with my best friend. It was just like old times, we sat around and watched movies. They let me pick because I was the guest (he use to be the guest 
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We watched 'Fight Club' & 'Office Space'. I love both of those movies. I actually think of them both as the type of...
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We watched 'Fight Club' & 'Office Space'. I love both of those movies. I actually think of them both as the type of...
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What I have on my desk...
Two pipes (1 glass/1 metal)
One fountain pen (Red ink)
One playing card (7 of spades)
A ruler
Lighter
Carmex
3/5 of a pack of Big Red
One 14 gauge Barbell
One pocket knife (complete with mini-flashlight)
One bottle of Advil.
And a mini-tin of Altoids.
What I want on my desk...
One bottle of Jagermeister and someone to...
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Two pipes (1 glass/1 metal)
One fountain pen (Red ink)
One playing card (7 of spades)
A ruler
Lighter
Carmex
3/5 of a pack of Big Red
One 14 gauge Barbell
One pocket knife (complete with mini-flashlight)
One bottle of Advil.
And a mini-tin of Altoids.
What I want on my desk...
One bottle of Jagermeister and someone to...
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It's so hard to be nice. I'm generally a pretty kind person but lately I find myself in the middle of conversations and I just want to scream "FUCK YOU!!". Now naturally, I can't just run around screaming at people so I have to imagine it. I imagine; Me right up your face, screaming at the top over my lungs and you cowering in fear....
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I've decided to play a little game with my body. I call this game; "How long can you go without Nicotine?"
So far, it's been a fun game. I've been enjoying the smells. It makes me feel like some kind of cool super-hero like Wolverine. I can smell everything, now if I can just figure out how to get the spurs to stick out of...
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So far, it's been a fun game. I've been enjoying the smells. It makes me feel like some kind of cool super-hero like Wolverine. I can smell everything, now if I can just figure out how to get the spurs to stick out of...
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elisabeth:
Heh. I hear ya. What did you used to smoke? It's been dreary without my Djarum Blacks, but I console myself with the fact that I'm saving money and doing good for my bod, right? 
My Free Will Astrology had this to say to me this week:
"Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Writer Michael Tortorello has complained about the "national delight deficit." My friend Lanny bemoans the public's shrinking attention span for stories about joyful events and satisfying breakthoughs. I myself have marveled at the pathological tendency of many educated people to equate cynicism with intelligence. It's in the context...
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"Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Writer Michael Tortorello has complained about the "national delight deficit." My friend Lanny bemoans the public's shrinking attention span for stories about joyful events and satisfying breakthoughs. I myself have marveled at the pathological tendency of many educated people to equate cynicism with intelligence. It's in the context...
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a35mmlife:
i think happiness is indeed infectious... i try to think of it spreading less as a disease and more like a wilfire.. spreading and engulfing everything it touches in ... uhhh... warmth?... yeah.. that analogy is best left alone..
cozybear:
Well it's really already pretty much legal here in vancouver. No one ever really thinks of it as an illegal drug, it's more like alcohol.
*snuggles*
*snuggles*
I have issues with child-proof caps... there I said it. I hate having to line up the stupid little triangles. And don't even get me started about that useless peice of cotton that they stick in every bottle. I think it stems from my early childhood....
We lived in northeast Portland near the old Circus Burger. Me, Mom, her new boyfriend Roy and our cat...
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We lived in northeast Portland near the old Circus Burger. Me, Mom, her new boyfriend Roy and our cat...
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freyja__:
thats why i collect little containers.
who needs a child proof bottle when you can use a cute little single serving size honey or jam jar?
of course.. i dont have kids to eat pills in my mint box thinking they're candy.
that would be baaaaaaaad.
who needs a child proof bottle when you can use a cute little single serving size honey or jam jar?
of course.. i dont have kids to eat pills in my mint box thinking they're candy.
that would be baaaaaaaad.
clara:
Thanks for this story. I am now having a giggle-fit. 
My tooth hurts. 
I hate it when it starts hurting like this. It means I have to go to the dentists (Which scares the crap out of me). I can go as soon as a pay off the previous bill but, until then I have to comes to terms with the fact that mouth is going to go into crippling spasms of pain every 2...
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I hate it when it starts hurting like this. It means I have to go to the dentists (Which scares the crap out of me). I can go as soon as a pay off the previous bill but, until then I have to comes to terms with the fact that mouth is going to go into crippling spasms of pain every 2... Read More
Yippy! No hangover! I have to say that Fat Tuesday is my favorite holiday. It makes so much sence to me, if everbody let their hair down once in a while, this world would be a much better place to live. Oh sure, the exchange of "Pleasure for Treasure" is all fine and dandy but it's more than that. It about releasing inhabitions. It's about...
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I have to say that Fat Tuesday is my favorite holiday. It makes so much sence to me, if everbody let their hair down once in a while, this world would be a much better place to live. Oh sure, the exchange of "Pleasure for Treasure" is all fine and dandy but it's more than that. It about releasing inhabitions. It's about... Read More
Too drunk to tyype. I had a good time but now I'm very intoxinated. Hope you'rer Tuesday was as good as mine.
freyja__:
i like to keep vodka as my out-of-the-house beverage.
wine is my in-home friend.
drink lots of water for that headache
wine is my in-home friend.
drink lots of water for that headache
I had a 'Fight Club' momment today at work. Thought you might enjoy it.
"The glow of the newly replaced florescent bulb gives my desk a sickly gray appearance. I've got a headset clamped over my ears with the random chattering of Steve and Alice from the 'Central Office of Random bullshit'. This new bulb is buggin me. All of the little imperfections jump out...
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"The glow of the newly replaced florescent bulb gives my desk a sickly gray appearance. I've got a headset clamped over my ears with the random chattering of Steve and Alice from the 'Central Office of Random bullshit'. This new bulb is buggin me. All of the little imperfections jump out...
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freyja__:
thanks, sweets.
demigauge:
yeah you better watch out for those dust devils...they will make you sneeze a shitload if you make them angry
Today I've realized something quite disturbing. I was checking my Junk e-mail just to see what kind of interesting crap I've been sent and there's been a significant change in the type of junk mail I get. I used to receive all kinds of wonderfully absurd messages like "Cum see farmgirls that know how to handle a 'cock'". But now I'm seeing fewer emails from...
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fillerbunny:
Are you kidding? I'll bet middle aged men spend more money on porn each year then any twenty something year old. Think about it. You're more likely to NOT be getting any when you're forty or so.... right?
Are you kidding? I'll bet middle aged men spend more money on porn each year then any twenty something year old. Think about it. You're more likely to NOT be getting any when you're forty or so.... right?
Did you open the door yet??
You'll meet your beer swilling, hot dog eating, action movie watching dream girl sooner or later.....just keep on livin............
[Edited on Mar 15, 2003]