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The only problem with being on Cloud Nine is that it's way the fuck up there and the fall is going to hurt like a bitch. And no matter how much you prepair youself for the crash it's always much more painful than you ever imagined.

Today, I'm pissed at the world. Today is one of those days that I look at the rest of...
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It can rain all week as far as Im concerned. Hurricane Isabelle could come storming through my front door and I dont think I would give 2 shits. The rain and the weather dont even touch you when youre on Cloud 9. Thats where Ill be if anyone is looking for me this week.

Damn it!! Why am I not all powerful?

My tooth ache, Marsina leaving, the rain and Mars exit all seem to happen right about the same time. Coincidence? Nope, just the man up stairs fucking with me again. I know that all of these things were bound to happen sooner or later, I just hate having things taken away from me and replaced with a...
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Today at work theyve decided that its high time that I actually do some work. Today my mission, should I choose to accept it, is to pawn all of my work onto my co-workers. So far Ive managed to get 2 out of my 3 projects taken care of by someone else. My talents are being wasted here. With the kind of skills I have...
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Picture me, siting in my room trying so very hard to be what anyone in this world would imagine as the perfect second millenium male specimen. I've got what every redblooded american boy to be happy. I've got my ice cold PBR, what's left of the last bottle of whiskey and, a bowl. What more could a guy ask for?

It's raining outside. It hasn't...
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Stuck in the middle of a corporate park is no way to go through life. Is it just me or do the words "Corporate Park" look a bit odd sitting side by side? Just driving through this so-called park gives you the impression that the buildings that line its streets are teaming with sales associates and administrative assistants working night and day to make the...
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Have you ever gone fishing? It looks pretty si<b>m</b>ple <b>a</b>t first. You g<b>r</b>ab a stick, you tie some <b>s</b>tring to <b>i</b>t, and then you fi<b>n</b>d some bait to throw on the end. You sit around and wait and then something st<b>a</b>rts tugging at your line. Caught in the thrill of the hurt you heave back on the stick with the string and try and set...
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I've decided I like my roommates. The funny and quirky and the only time the house gets boring is when everyone is passed out or at work. There appears to be a bit of trouble with cleanliness but in a house full of guys, what else could you expect. So far I'm pretty sure that I've managed to keep myself in good graces. I haven't...
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I feel naked. I'm not, but I feel that way because my necklace is gone. It's not anything expensive. It's not some precious family trinket handed down through the generations. No one special gave it to me. It's mine and right now it's somewhere in Minnesota.

I really don't like waiting. Further more I really don't like waiting for undefined periods of time. The girl...
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I'm completely moved into my new house. The roommate thing seems to be working nicely. We decided that before the dust settled from the "big move" that we should have ourselves a little house warming party. We decided to go with a Pajama Party and ran out to spread the word. We only had a week to put it all together, so as you can...
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On my keyboard there's a message that states:

WARNING:
To reduce risk of serious injury to hands, wrists or other joints, read Safety & Comfort Guide.

I don't remember getting a safety guide. I could be doing something disastrous right now and I'd never know. I worry that I might hurt myself or more importantly someone else.

Is it safe to unplug your keyboard and...
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