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Sunday Sep 04, 2005

Sep 4, 2005
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surreal I got a fucking embryo in my eggs! puke What the fuck...I'm not going to eat eggs again for a long time...to bad I need them for baking.

Here's a tip. When using eggs, always crack them into a seperate bowl first. That way if something fucked up like this happens, you can be sure it didn't somehow end up in your food.

my only question now is...what if it had been hard boiled? skull
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alleycake:
What John Stuart vid? I'd love to see it. smile This one just makes me laugh it's nothing special.
Sep 6, 2005
smashedpumpkin:
*shudders*

which reminds me of my two-month-old (probably more) eggs in my fridge. i need to remember to throw them away when the trash gets stinky.
Sep 6, 2005

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