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alpha_hazard

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Sunday May 01, 2005

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My Opera Browser ads got confured...I was searching for the predator plush dolls a few days ago, and now it's giving my links to search for sexual predators...

This girl that I work with, Sarah, has some of the funniest stories I have ever heard...

A while back she was talking about her sister, and she started in to her story saying, "My sister, well, my half sister...well, my half sister half cousin..." and then she never finished the real story, because she had to explain about why her half-sister is also her cousin (Her aunt was a serogate because her mom could, or thought she couldn't, get pregnant)

Then just the other day she was talking about working on the serving line and she said, "Yeah, well, the other day, ben and charlie doubled up on me..." apparently refering to some sort of team joke, but I took it the wrong way, she I just gave her this weird look. So she decided to start over by saying, "They made me gag." which, of course, was really no better. But long story short, she was tricked into inhaling vinegar vapour that was coming off a hot grill...

Finally, today, she admited that her friend Amber , apparently raped her...I'm not quite sure how literally she meant it, but according to her, she meant it pretty literally...of course, since she was the only female working the entire shift, she did not hear the end of it...I would have thought by now, she would stop saying embarrassing things...oh well...
jonnytrrrash7:
that girl's got a foot permanentyl in mouth
May 1, 2005

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