I saw some pretty stupid bumper adornments on my way home...
The first was a sticker that said, "Save a life, Look Twice...Motorcycles are everywhere"
I swear, that is possibly the most...preachy... bumpersticker of all time...First of all...MOTORCYCLES ARE NOT EVERYWHERE! and second of all, it's their fault for hanging out in somebodies blind spot! Honestly...just because your husband/brother/son/daughter/wife/aunt died because they were sideswiped on a motorcycle does not give you the right to tell me it's morally reprehensible to not have eyes in the back of my fucking head!
The second was a Vanity plater on the back of a Chevy Silverado...The plate said...
Are you ready for this one?
You sure? You might was to sit down...
"SLVRADO"
<sigh> shouldn't it be illegal to drive if you are Braindead? I mean, driving is a task that, among other things, requires Abstract thought...and if you aren't clever enough to come up with something a little more creative than the model of your truck then I think you qualify for government assistance.
The first was a sticker that said, "Save a life, Look Twice...Motorcycles are everywhere"
I swear, that is possibly the most...preachy... bumpersticker of all time...First of all...MOTORCYCLES ARE NOT EVERYWHERE! and second of all, it's their fault for hanging out in somebodies blind spot! Honestly...just because your husband/brother/son/daughter/wife/aunt died because they were sideswiped on a motorcycle does not give you the right to tell me it's morally reprehensible to not have eyes in the back of my fucking head!
The second was a Vanity plater on the back of a Chevy Silverado...The plate said...
Are you ready for this one?
You sure? You might was to sit down...
"SLVRADO"
<sigh> shouldn't it be illegal to drive if you are Braindead? I mean, driving is a task that, among other things, requires Abstract thought...and if you aren't clever enough to come up with something a little more creative than the model of your truck then I think you qualify for government assistance.
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theseeman:
So looking twice is too hard to save a life? Are you that busy?
bradley27:
FIrst off i like the bumper sticker about bikers its not about being side swiped its about when someone doesn't see you at all and runs into the back of you and i can vouch that one people are retarded drivers