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Wednesday Jan 12, 2005

Jan 12, 2005
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Warning-Racist remarks and conspiracy theories along with the ususal self pity and poor typing skills ahead, procede with caution and note that I really don't think the things I'm saying, my excuse is that I wasn't hugged as a child...okay, not really, I actually had a nice childhood and, if anything, was hugged far too much...

The fact remains that I am currently ticked off because my life sucks but doesn't really suck in the sense that an ethiopians life sucks and I'm just killing time in hopes that something more interesting will present itself...wait...what am I saying, I've got a weeks woprth of nekkid girlies to look at! (the part above was written after the part below...confusing I know...)

I wish you all could hear exactly what I just now screamed...Stupid X-smell energy still says my bill isn't paid, at least the mail says so, when I call in the balance is correct, so I don't know what the hell is going on...I haven't gotten my calendar yet and was sure I would, I got a 110 dollar ticket because the pig thought it would be fun to follow me for a quarter mile like he had road rage and then ticket me for all the things I did to escape his belligerence...on top of that my stupid router thinks it's smart and only likes to work after Ive ;lkasdfo;rjhaopia;srgfooooook I dan't type!

<sigh> foosdfkmookcuntsnatchyfuckfart!

argh...

okay...so my router only works now after I reset it while my computer is on, if I try any other time it's like, "uuuuuh, I suck because I'm lame and I suck sucky pops!" and no matter how much I scream at it it still is lame...fook...why can't they make things that actually fucking WORK! <really rascist bullshit I don't believe in but can be the only possible explaination to why everything is so cheap> dirty jews.; <Yeah, that was irresponsible, uncalled for and entirely racist...I honestly don't know why I felt the need to say that...perhaps it has something to do with all the rednecks up here...honestly I don't think I'm racist...maybe somebody ccan tell me?>

seriously? Am I racist? I mean, I know I can't spell because just spelled racist rascist for some reason...I don't want to be an asshole! Why would I say something so awful...dirty jews? I mean, come on! everybody knows that outsourcing is why all merchandise is so cheap, so you can blame it on the rotten ceo's who are most likely conservative christian fuckholes or you can blame it on the cheap labor...but who can really blame them anyway right? I mean, it is CHEAP so it's not really their fault...so it's got to be the ceo bastard...or maybe it's my fault for BUYING the cheap shit and then not complaining through the proper channels?

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