alpha_hazard

I watched a lot of Comedy Central last night...First there was the five most outrageous comics ever...I missed Number 5...Number four was a riot...I nearly choked on my tea...I wasn't counting on that....Stephen Lynch I'd seen before, but he's not bad...althoughI think he contributed to my dreams about being a swimming lessons teacher...weird...the second was That guy Carlos what's his face who talks about racism and how much feeling sucks....he's alright, but there are some fundemental flaws in his thinking...nothing to glaring or even offensive, just the fact that the definitiion of Orient is different from how he uses it...the last guy was Dane Cook, who is funny, but not the most outrageous comic ever by any means...I cracked a smile, but he's not hilarious...good Alien Impression though...

FInally Patton Oswalt was on...most of the stuff was from his CD although his comments on reality TV were hilarious...And they cut out my favorite part...Although I'm not sure if it was cut, or if he didn't do it at all....I hope he did...

I watched south park also...I wasn't planning on watching it because the episode sounded dumb (Stupid Spoiled WHore/Paris Hilton) but I watched it anyway and found myself plesantly surprised (Read, "Gasping for air as I laughed so hard") The best episodes of that are usually the ones that only loosely involve the four boys, or have a larger group as the main focus....or anything that focuses a lot on butters...Butters is the best character ever in the history of television...