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I'm such a douche...

Then again...when I threw up last night in a drunken' stupor, my landlord was not the one who had to clean it up...

How poetic that it happened last night, eh?

I'm made even more of a douche by the fact that I forgot to call my step sister last night and wish her a happy birthday...

Honestly...my apartment parking lot is fucking disgusting...I will never understand drinking oneself sick...just getting drunk is mystery to me...

I saw BadHabits for the third time in as many days this morning...it was really weird...I wonder if she's stalking me? maybe she's the one who stole my bike pump? as a memento?

Yeah, so somebody stole my bike pump off my bike last night...I don't know man...I'm not sure I want to mess with a guy who steals a bike pump...he's gotta be a...
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I met BadHabits today...although, it appears she's gone now...what a shame...I kinda scared her when I saw her I think...I was walking along and saw this girl wearing an SG shirt...I was like, hmm, that's cool, then I recognized her from her profile pic, and ran up to her she looked a little freaked out...

ANyway, on my way home today, I was riding my...
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My Opera Browser ads got confured...I was searching for the predator plush dolls a few days ago, and now it's giving my links to search for sexual predators...

This girl that I work with, Sarah, has some of the funniest stories I have ever heard...

A while back she was talking about her sister, and she started in to her story saying, "My sister, well,...
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I left my Flash Drive in the library computer lab...I'm very sad, because it had all my writing and stories on it...I have backups I think, but I'm not sure if they have everything I wrote lately...damnit...I hope nobody decided they are worth plaguarizing...probably not...they probably either just deleted them or are reading them right now, laughing at what a loser I am.

My apartment is desperately in need of cleaning...although I haven't got the time to clean it until...well, finals week I guess...but even then...I'm not sure how much time I'll have...I wonder when Patrick is mvoing out...

THe strangest thing just happened, this girl I knew in High school, Jessica, just called me. What's strange is that I was thinking about calling her just a few...
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man...this day has sure sucked...

I woke up to find a beautiful day waiting for me outside. Although I discovered as soon as I mounted my bike that the wind was blowing from the south east, the direction which I was riding...and my athsma was already acting up. Furthermore, I was unfortunate enough to have terrible timing at every light, intersection and passing pedestrian causing...
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So last night there was something like four fights outside my apartment...One was difnitely a girl screaming at her Guy for some measure of infidelity. a couple were just normal, and another was hilarious...it sounded like a gorilla was taking voice lessons from richard simmons...there comes a point when you no longer sound masculine or intimidating the louder you go...this guy just sounded...well, like I...
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I had a 48 dollar charge on my bank statement and couldn't figure out why...

Silly me, It was for SG! I forgot I was close to the end of my subscription...now you all have to deal with me for another year!

I got my art Books yesterday! I was excited...Gregory Crewdson's "Twilight" and photographs by Charlie White....good stuff!

I have large amounts of work...
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so, you wanna know how bad I am at driving?

I was coming home from work today and accidently had my foot on both the brake and accelerator, so when I pulled into my parking space, I lurched forward nearly taking out the fence...I'm damn lucky I didn't though...

so it seems some deity is enjoying fucking with me...I'm not sure who though. I suspect it may be one of those hindu mother-fuckers...I get the distinct feeling that many hands are at work...or tusks...