Hello. My name is Alohra and I'm a crabby person.
I feel like I should be wearing a name tag that says that today. People should be warned. I took some knock-out drugged up couch syrup last night that made me sleep through all of my classes. Now I feel bitchy.
The O.C. infuriated me to no end last night. The damn teasers last week basically promised me HLA and....no fucking HLA was seen. The entire episode was too chock full of feelings and shit and too empty of hot lesbians making out on the floor.
I can't see the floor of my bedroom. This doesn't bother me nearly as much as the fact that it DOESN'T BOTHER ME. does that make any sense?
I've eaten fruit loops for my last 6 meals. I think it's because the colors make me happy. What's your favorite color of fruit loops? Mine's yellow and if you tell me that they all taste the same, I'll swat you with my electric fly swatter.
I hope that someone in the real world makes me a valentine. Maybe I'll discover that people have secret crushes on me. Secret crushes are so cute! Here is my secret crush:
I feel like I should be wearing a name tag that says that today. People should be warned. I took some knock-out drugged up couch syrup last night that made me sleep through all of my classes. Now I feel bitchy.
The O.C. infuriated me to no end last night. The damn teasers last week basically promised me HLA and....no fucking HLA was seen. The entire episode was too chock full of feelings and shit and too empty of hot lesbians making out on the floor.
I can't see the floor of my bedroom. This doesn't bother me nearly as much as the fact that it DOESN'T BOTHER ME. does that make any sense?
I've eaten fruit loops for my last 6 meals. I think it's because the colors make me happy. What's your favorite color of fruit loops? Mine's yellow and if you tell me that they all taste the same, I'll swat you with my electric fly swatter.
I hope that someone in the real world makes me a valentine. Maybe I'll discover that people have secret crushes on me. Secret crushes are so cute! Here is my secret crush:
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akathisia:
Cough syrup makes me loopy! har har. I had a week and a half long cold this month. I think everyone is getting sick this month....i knew of people here on the west coast all the way east....fucking viruses, i hate them. I was coughing so bad i almost threw up from the horrible stomach pain. So i am sorry you were sick too, its the pits!
esther:
Hey! Where'd you go? You are being missed!