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The past week and this is my confession

Mar 11, 2014
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Hey lovely people! Twas a week of procrastinating well technically I was actually hard at work fighting off outlaws and lawmen, fighting monsters, trying to save the fabric of time and practically trying to save the world. Guess when they say a gamer doesn't have a life they are actually right cause gamers choose to have many lives. I was a knight/hero in Fable 2, a Mage and a Duelist in FF13-2, a Cowboy in Red Dead Redemption. To be honest I haven't gotten onto the drawing part but ill get to it once I'm done with my games haha which is pretty soon.

Anyways I've haven't been on my ass the whole week cause I went to do hot yoga with me mom, well cause I promised here and the idea of them sweet office babes in leotards, yoga pants and sexy clothes girl wear to yoga haha thank god there are quite a few to help distract me from the heat. But the poses were ummm... Let's just say the heat was directed somewhere else and good thing I was at the back of the class. Haha Right after that woo! My bowels were like old faithful! haha

Anyways so while trying to save the fabric of time there were two time paradoxes that I remembered discussing with my friends. The first one is what I like to call the time machine paradox So imagine you are a budding athlete aspiring to enter the Olympics but however you got into an accident and the doctor said that you cannot run anymore. From then you decided to go into the field of physics and was the first person to invent the time machine.

You went back through time saving yourself from the accident and you go on becoming a world class athlete. Now here is the thing you might think that you have saved yourself when you went back in time however if you became an athlete it means that you didn't take on the path in physics therefore not inventing the time machine therefore not going back in time and you did not save yourself which means the time machine will be built and you going back and you saving yourself therefore it means not building the machine. And the loop goes on and on.

The next one is one that I like to call back to the future paradox If you go back in the past the future will not be changed cause you maybe the one to cause the change. Imagine there was a huge impact on in your life a disaster happened which caused major consequences. So you decided to go back to that fateful day to prevent the situation from happening but when you reach that very moment you found out that you were the one who cause the problem. And the present you goes back to the past am realize the same thing which causes a loop in time.

I noticed that there was this topic that @missy gave out something about confessions. Well I'm gonna let you guys in on this secret that I have locked up for quite sometime. It involves a 9 year old me and porn... No I wasn't in kiddie porn wth?! haha :P So it all started when I was looking for something, can't remember what it was anyways. On the fateful day I stumbled onto my dad's porn cd collection!!! O.o Jackpot! It wasn't found intentionally though haha but still Jackpot! Everything was in a box and there are hell lots of stuff to choose from! Haha

So I picked some taiwanese hardcore porn and it was like one with a story line. I can still remember the video as clear as day! Hey it was my first porn vid! Internet wasn't around then man! haha I was really disappointed though cause I couldn't find the second cd haha. Well anyways I rubbed one off while watching the video. No it was like the usual grabbing the shaft and jerking. It was more like ummm... rubbing a clit? It was like on rubbing the tip of my dick foreskin and all. Asian don't practice circumcision anyways so the foreskin really helped.

So I had my first orgasm at the age of 9, there wasn't any cum that only happened at 11 which got me kinda confused, I did some research and realized I had a release like them porn stars so was kinda proud of myself, but that is a story for another time lol So yeh that is my confession, which always have me thinking is it cause of what happened at the age of nine did I have this raging libido? I can control it but damn it is annoying at times! Cause from what I know is that ever since that day I got hooked onto that feeling and want more! Hahaha

Anways imma end it here incase I start grossing you peeps out! Anyways I'm onto my last game which will take me 2-3 days to finish then its onto drawing my stuff! Can't wait ^^ Hope you guys are doing good! and hope that the last bit didn't gross you guys out too much haha! Take care of yourselves! PEACE!!!

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lucerne:
Haha. I've done bikram yoga, which I assume is hot yoga? And my confession is that I ended up puking in the cupboard thinking I'd gone out of the door! I'm so cool.
Mar 12, 2014
adelina:
9 years old!! Wow.
Mar 17, 2014

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