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Checking in and brain farts

Feb 23, 2014
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Hey guys in still alive and well but dying and not dead, well flittering around limbo haha. Well it's exam week already and the exams aren't gonna end till Saturday. Sorry that I haven't been able to comment and or read your blogs videos and sets, as I have come to realize revision is totally taking up heaps of my time.

So anyways I've decided to collect a list of brain farts which I had this week. So I leave you with my brain farts and hope you enjoy. Back to revising for me cya guys! And yes my brain do talk to me like its a second person. I'm weird lol

1) If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Then Is it ok to fart in a really packed train if nobody know that is you who did it? Well it's somewhere along the line of the tree thing.

2) Look at that tubby elementary kid running after the bus, now this is the kind of scene the chariot of fire should be played for.

3) Haha the chimp fainted after sniffing the finger that it stuck in this butt with haha silly chimp... Now what was the lecturer talking about?

4) I swear! If someone takes my pen again ill... Oh it's in my pocket silly me...

5) Hey there good looking! Looking smart today! Don't forget to wash your hands ok? Ok! love the shirt you picked for me today. You are welcome ;)

6) Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... That is deep...

7) Ive never hated any Chinese as badly as this guy! God dammit Mike Chang! Let me watch my videos!!!

8) Hello mr sandwich! What's that? You want me to eat you, I can't! What? You want me to taste your bacony goodness? Well don't mind if I do then ^^ Omnomnomnom!

9)There is no place like my bed there is no place like my bed.... Sleep mode on! Im in heaven! >.<

10) Red green and orange so pretty ^^ business law notes even after I've highlighted the crap out of you why can't you be fun like the colours?

11) I feel light headed... Now, is it because due to the lack of sleep or cause I haven't ate since breakfast. Where is mr bacon sandwich when you need him! :(

12) C'mon what do you now headache?! What do you want with me? Not now man! I'll let you haunt me when it's over ok?

13) Haha it's funny to see two old people argue over a seat in the train bout who came first. Weren't so energetic before, looking all pitiful. Makes you question do they really need the seats in the first place? I'm not evil.

14) How much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Now the word is could so just what is the woodchuck doing with his life?

15) The wheels on the bus goes round and round, round and round, round and round. I don't want to go to revision class... I want to sleep... *internal sobbing*

VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
loner:
Lol this turn my night around thank you for sharing.
Feb 24, 2014
theatombomb:
Hahahahaha!  Funny stuff! 
Feb 25, 2014

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