Woke up and was really hungry for some reason, started up my laptop and went to get me some cookies from the kitchen. Got my all settled in and comfy and before opening the wrapper I thought to myself wait I want something salty not sweet. So I ended up dragging myself to the kitchen to whip up something to eat. Yes I cook, it's fun, don't judge haha
This kind of craving habit started off when I was 15 and no matter how hungry I was I still couldn't bring myself to eat that thing I front of me, but eat something else, only if I didn't have a choice or when the fridge is empty haha. Ain't sure if this is common but sometimes I feel like I'm a pregnant lady or something like that. Does anyone have this kind of thing going on like I have?
So on to other things I have this habit where I love to break situations apart and analyze them but by bit, like how Sylar takes apart a watch and studies its mechanics. Imagine a book unbound and each page is lined up one by one and you study each page. This is how i look at situations, so I can deduce the past situation that lead to this or the future probabilities that might lead to the desired outcome. Yeh I'm weird but try giving it a go it makes things really clear for me.
And this will lead to this thing called fate. Do you believe in fate? If you do, why? Let me show you my theory on the strings of fate. Imagine your life is a decision making game book. And as you know every decision in a game book has a different outcome. What if one of your parents decides that they do not want a baby. What if you have decided to take a different path then the one you are on now. What if you decided to do bend down and tie your shoelace and someone that might me important in your life walks by without noticing you? The strings of fate in my point of view are written down carefully already however your fates are decided solely by you even by a slight flick of your hand. Things changes so quickly that one might miss you and walk by. Therefore I guess almost_missed sums it up. :)
Once again thanks for reading, sorry if I've bored you to sleep if you are good for you then you need the power boost haha.
And now the joke of the day.
A hiker was lost in the woods until he stumbled into a clearing where there was a cottage. He knocked on the doer and an old man appeared and gave him shelter for the night.
That evening when they sat down for dinner the daughter of the old man appeared and my oh my she was a bomb shell, the most beautiful girl the hiker had ever seen. Through the dinner the young lady was teasing and flirting with the hiker, even openly inviting him to her room. The old man was displeased and said nothing. Before they went off to bed the old man warned the hiker to not make any advances on his daughter or the hiker will have to suffer the 3 deadliest Chinese torture.
In the middle of the night the hiker could not take it anymore thinking that the old man cant do anything to him at such an old age. So he snuck over to the daughter's room and they had a hard romp, after that the hiker snuck back to his bed and fell asleep.
The next morning the hiker got up and had a big heavy rock on his tummy. And on the rock it said Chinese torture number 1: rock on body, so he pushed the rock off him picked it up and threw it out the window from the third story bedroom. Just as the rock flew out the window the hiker read the sign by the window, Chinese torture number 2: left testicle tied to rock. Immediately he jumped out the window and caught the rock, thinking that a few broken bones wouldn't hurt that much than losing a testicle as he was falling he saw a sign on the ground and fainted as the sign said Chinese torture number 3: right testicle tied to bedpost.
