Last night I went to a party. After finishing my two 40's of Milwaukee's Best Brew a few jack and cokes and some smirnoff frutiy things. We decided to go swimming. that was good and all but I really wanted to find a hot tub! The neighbors had one so I hopped the fence only to find out there wasn't any water in it. A hot tub without water???? I figured someone in the neighborhood would have to have a hot tub right? I guess I was wrong.
After about 30 or 40 minutes searching the neighborhood for hot tubs with no avail. I was irritated and getting bored. It was time to spice things up a bit. Remember ding dong ditch? Well I put a little more ding and dong into the equation. At 3:30 a.m. I walked up to a door Rang the bell and showed some dude my junk! we ran like hell! It's not the most mature thing I've ever done....but I am proud of it anyway! It was a rush, so what to do now? Lets do it again! YES! I found some kid sitting at his computer in his living room. I walked up to the window and gave it a little tap, he looked and I waggled a little in his face. We took off. Seconds later and half way down the road, this kid and his friend were after us. I walked a bit then stopped and turned around.
"What the fuck dude, showing me your naked ass"
I replied "It's just fun man"
I thought I was getting an ass kicking for sure. (I'm probably due anyway)
Then this kid said..."I just don't think its cool, it happens to me all the time" then he walked away.
WHAT?!?!?!?!?
That happens to you all the time? People always walk up to your window and show you their bits and pieces?
Ha Ha that kid must suck!
After about 30 or 40 minutes searching the neighborhood for hot tubs with no avail. I was irritated and getting bored. It was time to spice things up a bit. Remember ding dong ditch? Well I put a little more ding and dong into the equation. At 3:30 a.m. I walked up to a door Rang the bell and showed some dude my junk! we ran like hell! It's not the most mature thing I've ever done....but I am proud of it anyway! It was a rush, so what to do now? Lets do it again! YES! I found some kid sitting at his computer in his living room. I walked up to the window and gave it a little tap, he looked and I waggled a little in his face. We took off. Seconds later and half way down the road, this kid and his friend were after us. I walked a bit then stopped and turned around.
"What the fuck dude, showing me your naked ass"
I replied "It's just fun man"
I thought I was getting an ass kicking for sure. (I'm probably due anyway)
Then this kid said..."I just don't think its cool, it happens to me all the time" then he walked away.
WHAT?!?!?!?!?
That happens to you all the time? People always walk up to your window and show you their bits and pieces?
Ha Ha that kid must suck!
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OH....and you're never alowed to make fun of me for anything ever again.