Everyone knows the funnest thing about fortune cookies is to add "in bed" at the end.
Two I have saved, one thats dirty and one you just can't help, but to think, "I should say he sucks in bed."
You have unusual equipment for success, use it properly in bed
It is proper to speak the truth in bed
My god, I achived one hour of sleep (I think) last night. Tossed and turned from 1 until 5 then crawled from slumber at 6:20 am to go to crossing guard. All I can say is FUCK!
I despise waking so early and many do it. I'm sorry, I just hate it. If I could help it I like to sleep all day and go to sleep well past midnight.
I've done this all summer and my last night was saturday going to sleep at 5:30 am.
I was going to sleep when I got home, but oh no. Had to say yes for a friend coming over. he he
No more staying up and school is about to start, but I don't know when. lol
I scored a B for my Computer class I screwed up last semester. After we took our second test a couple of us stayed oustide smoking cigs and talking. We talked about anything and everything. My teacher came down and I didn't let off. I said some crazy stuff in front of him, the usual sex stuff or whatever was going on in my head. I was asked for my e-mail address, "So I can keep in touch with you." HA HA HA HA
Um, no thanks teach.
So again with all the fun that is school and two part time jobs.
Afternoon was so hot and I was asked for my number by the sub. What is with older men these days?
I want a hot young chick or guy to sub one day. That would be awesome!
What do you prefer: shaved kitty or landing strip?
Two I have saved, one thats dirty and one you just can't help, but to think, "I should say he sucks in bed."
You have unusual equipment for success, use it properly in bed
It is proper to speak the truth in bed
My god, I achived one hour of sleep (I think) last night. Tossed and turned from 1 until 5 then crawled from slumber at 6:20 am to go to crossing guard. All I can say is FUCK!
I despise waking so early and many do it. I'm sorry, I just hate it. If I could help it I like to sleep all day and go to sleep well past midnight.
I've done this all summer and my last night was saturday going to sleep at 5:30 am.
I was going to sleep when I got home, but oh no. Had to say yes for a friend coming over. he he
No more staying up and school is about to start, but I don't know when. lol
I scored a B for my Computer class I screwed up last semester. After we took our second test a couple of us stayed oustide smoking cigs and talking. We talked about anything and everything. My teacher came down and I didn't let off. I said some crazy stuff in front of him, the usual sex stuff or whatever was going on in my head. I was asked for my e-mail address, "So I can keep in touch with you." HA HA HA HA
Um, no thanks teach.
So again with all the fun that is school and two part time jobs.
Afternoon was so hot and I was asked for my number by the sub. What is with older men these days?
I want a hot young chick or guy to sub one day. That would be awesome!
What do you prefer: shaved kitty or landing strip?
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attack_macaque:
Landing strips are good. Of course, being an experienced pilot I really don't need a runway. (da-dum-TISH!)
(da-dum-TISH!)
jimbo:
don't get yer undies in a bunch i wasn't online.. landin strip