allycat_13

Great meeting you! Hopefully we can do it again sometime soon, minus bad chairs.

*gasps*

Me??? Evil?????
Nahhhhhhh.

Ok - yeah. How can you NOT laugh at such silly harlots, you know?? But you thinks that's bad - you should have seen me when we were trying to cross Sunset Blvd - some dillhole in a convertible Benz comes ripping around the corner blowing his horn and yelling at the guy on the other side "HEYY!! The light is REd for YOU, buddy!" This dude was all bleached, gelled hair and tanned to the point of looking like a leather breifcase. Then we get the walk signal, and I yell right in this dude's face
"Yeah - and YOU'RE in the middle of the CROSSWALK......'BUDDY'". His implanted date looked all embarassed

Sorry to hear about your tummy cramps! I can certainy relate - we've been doing quite a lot of drinking since we got here as well