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Thursday Oct 05, 2006

Oct 5, 2006
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2006 Should officially be the year of the bad commercial!

I just saw the dumbest commercial ever put out by Burger King. Just when you think that Burger King can't make them any dumber..... they come out with something that instantly sends your IQ into the negatives.

So the newest dumb commercial starts out with an asian guy sitting at a table with a tripple whopper. Then he realizes that he has forgotten soda. He walks away to get a soda and this very Barry White-esk music. "Eat like snake.... Eat like snake..." Then another asian slithers out of his chair and slithers like a snake across the floor. Very Creepy. "Eat like snake" Then he slithers over to the tripple whopper. "Eat like snake...." A voice in the background says "unhinge your jaw" The asian guy unhinges his jaw and swallows the tripple whopper whole.
The other asian guy screams like a little girl. Then the snake asian guy says "Eat like snake!" while doing ninja poses.
I find it hard to believe that it gets any dumber than this. I think I will never eat at burger king again. Not that I really do eat there anyway.

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