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I've had Rock this Town stuck in my head all day. I got my hair(s)cut while that song was playing and now all day it's been stuck in my head.

It really makes the day more interesting.... SO come on pretty baby let's get outta here right away!
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user8935778:
im more fond of sexy and 17.. my little rock and roll queen. ill shake my ass and strip for you
but if you put on honky tonk women.. or beast of burden. ill really do a strip show.
linz:
how much do the stray cats rock? don't beat up my fan club..then i'd have no more fans and would have to depend on my self for esteem and i dont know if i could handle that. tongue
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Lots of people that I love are dying as of late. I'm going on 3 people in 4 weeks.

Stay away from me.

Or else you'll die soon.
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emily:
The same thing happens to me!!really no joke..
linz:
um..that'll do it, for sure..
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I usually hate all things, but that Reverend Horton Heat song "Interracial Cowboy Homo kind of love" is about as funny as it gets. Why can't I date my record collection.

It treats me better than any girlfriend I've ever had.
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user8935778:
ahhaha i love that song. i play it on the radio sometimes. weeeee!
linz:
the reverand comes to oklahoma all the time..my ex bf has one of their drumsticks from when they came to the dallas sound lab to record a song with lemmy..yes..that's right..lemmy from motorhead/. weird, no?
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My tatto guy is booked up for a month. Wtf is that about? 2 years ago I could show up with a burrito and by the time I was done with it I would be in the chair. Now I have to wait a month to even get a consultation before he'll even make an appointment to ink me.

I'm kind of offended in a...
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For the first time ever, i drank away a cold. How crazy is that? You know how they say you should drink lots of water when you're sick? I drank lots and lots of beer and it worked the same.

I don't know that much about internal medicine, but my guess was that you don't become dehydrated when you're sick, you just need the fluid...
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allonblack:
Oh!

Colds usually take at least 3 weeks to get out of my sysetm but this time it was just over a week.

Now I can start drinking again now that I'm better!!!

Oh wait.... I'm drunk as shit now... I'm all better!
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Pull yah-self togetha and come get drunk with us Homah - Carl


Spoken the poet lariat that is, Carl Carlson, Esquire
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linz:
meeee!!!!
linz:
by..mennen
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I wonder if I can call in "stupid" to work.

Hi, it's me. I'm way too dumb today to work.

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user8935778:
once my exboyfriend signed his brother out of school with the excuse that he had a "severe case of plumbers butt"

they were odd children
linz:
hear hear!
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I should have taken your advice Jackie. I got shit drunk at the bar and I'm back home. I want to go back to the bar, not go to work, then go back to the bar.

I gave the girl an ultimatum though. And of course she hasn't called me back. So, that's done. Oh fucking well. She wanted me to chase her, and I...
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bettietwoguns:
*blush*
allonblack:
Hi,

I wish I was the moon. I'm so tired.

Love,

Jay
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My immune system is finally shutting down. I have a drug/drinking cold, cold sores, can't eat.. etc..I'm dating a girl that fucking hates me, but I have lots of money.

Irony is so fucking ironic sometimes.

Drink, country music and a smoke will always be your best friends. Never forget that and you're pretty much set for life.
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emily:
i'm thinking that I'll be in portland in april...i hope anyways..
user8935778:
jay. jay. jay. i worry about you. im coming over and changing the oil on your car, then im going to bake you cookies. hold tight, darlin.
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I like what girls to do my brains.

Anyone want to help me continue my binge? I'll be seen puking at 21st and Lovejoy sometime around 9pm. This will be shortly after I get kicked out of Wimpy's.

Then I'll be down at Joes Cellar and I'll be puking in front of there sometime around midnight.

Be my best friend k?
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allonblack:
cool

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user8935778:
d00d. i made crush status. im so happy i could cry.

but something happened. i read about your return to supreme alcoholism.. and my desire for the drink has started to wane.

serious. my vacation experiences usually include drunken gambling and dancing, etc.. but i havent been drinking much at all. in fact, the taste of alcohol has been so bad in my mouth, i almost feel like i dont want to drink at all.

im scared. hold me.

ill come and bake you cookies any time you like. what kind do you like best? i can bake them and send them to you. my gingerbread cookies were apparently very good.

hehe chin up darling. i miss Roy Rogers biscuits.