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Horton Heat was pretty damn great. It was like a big fucking frat party. I figured a lot of the folks from the Demented are Go! show would be there but, it was all balding goatee having 29 year olds in those Shaft leather jackets with their dipshit girlfriends.

I'm so close to never going to another show in PDX again. The crowds get nothing...
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So let's see. You're sitting there with a glass of gingerale and rye, listening to the Edward Scissorhands soundtrack (on repeat) wearing nothing but crotchless underwear and my wife beater with BBQ sauce on it, and you want to be taken serious?

Now that, is a sitcom waiting to happen on Showtime.

Raise your hand if you like being told to support something. Raise your hand if you like being ordered to pay money to support something that means little to you, or nothing at all.

Me either.

So shut the fuck up.

I took that personality test on the board. I think I get a cookie.

Like just 3% of the population you are a JUDGE (Dominant Introvert Concrete Thinker). Your affinity for facts and analytical approach to life help you some complex problems and make tough decisions that others cannot. But don't think you don't act like a bitch a lot of the time. You jump...
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This ones for all the sailors. With crooked teeth and tricky drinks. A roman candle for every sailor. For every angel, every angel and their sailor.

Leave your jacket on the bed.

All those words I should have thrown away. They'll eat you up with grapefruit spoons.

Don't step on my good shoes.

That Church song "Reptile" makes my bottom tingle.

Kind of like Jackie does too!

I just watched that Johnny Cash video for "Hurt" again. I have to admit I just started crying. A combo of what that song meant to me in like 10th grade when it came out and the amount of love I have for that man.

I've never really realized it, but I look up to Cash like a child looks up to his father. I...
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Metntal note:

Always trust your instinct, and stay at the bar, or go home.

I just got a nude photo of an ex via email with a nice spiteful message attached. I should send it to her mother.

Then tonight I receive a very very odd phonecall from the last girl I dated asking if I had something to tell her. I said "yes, I just received a trojan on my computer and I need to hang up so...
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Is today Valentines Day? I think I'll play that army game and shoot people in the face, electronically, to celebrate.

Or I'll go find a guy with like $200 bail and let him out so he can go find himself a real nice 10 dollar handjob.

Yeah