allonblack

I saw the last girl on the planet I needed to see today. Bought some sour mix. Filled the flask. Bought a back up pint. Getting tickets to Pretty Girls tonight. It's on.

Never in a million years has a girl destroyed me as bad as she did. Haha Jesus. Destroyed.

*insert picture of the A-Bomb exploding* here....

Tonight well be the first night since last Saturday that I've slept in my own bed.

Here's to Slayer, submarine movies, and benders the likes of which you have never seen.

Slayer.

Fucking Slayer!

I've discovered something! Gather round!

Now, the majority of folks around here I would say find Office Space funny, yet we don't work in offices. Then, there is this entire sub culture of people that find that movie funny that do work in offices.

They say things like "that's so true!!!" and "where's my stapler?" and "mmmkayyy"

But I don't think they realize... they are...
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Zingers. Bathrobe. No pants. No showers. Interesting smells. Neck hair. Old ranch dressing. Empy bottles. Dishsoap all over my leg. Narcisism. No smoking. Remnants of it all.

You can never truly go home. It's where you die you know......

When I die it better be grand and very very manly.

If I die from a tire blowout and my car flipping off the Fremont... I'll be pissed. If I fall asleep while my house is on fire, and I don't wake up, I'll be pissed.

But, I'm in a bar and a knife fight breaks out and I try to break it up with...
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Anyone know how to stop?

I like it when my journal turns into a ghost town because I'm free to use stuff from my book and just be incoherent.

Such as,

"You're a cunt you know that?"

"You're the stupid fuck that told me you loved me last night"

"I did?"

"yes you did, three times"

"Woops. Sorry!"

How many times does this stupid cycle have to start? I know what's going to happen. There aren't any surpries left, no trump cards I don't already hold.

I can smell your kind coming a mile away. And maybe next time I'll get it right. If I wasn't going to do it again, I guess this wouldn't be a cycle then would it?

Next time...
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Read what they really are,

http://www.survivalstore.com/salepage.htm

Now buy them for me.