Last night was the Demented Are Go show.... If you know who they are, no explanation is needed.
But as per usual, I have a story... I went with one of our lovely girls to the show. And, we are in a random bar downtown drinking beers before the show, and Freak #1 approaches. He says that his friend is a big fan of her "work" I just said "oh shit, not now" to myself because it just wasn't the time. Shy Freak #2 approaches introduces himself, is incredibly awkward, creepy, weird, and way to comfortable trying to hit on her. He wouldn't let go of her hand. Now, I didn't know what to do here. I didn't want to try and take care of her if she didn't want taken care of. She's a big girl. She can handle herself. But, she's also way too nice.
So,
A: There is me, a very angry drunk 6'5" 275 lb man sitting next to this asshat waiting for him to make one stupid move or say one dumb thing. Someday my dream will come true and I can pull my knife on him and stick it in his calf. (I swear I'm a harmless teddy bear, but I'm very very very very protective of my friends, and if no one has noticed, all my talk of knife fights are jokes.... otherwise I'd look like Edward Scissorhands, not in the cute awwww poor guy way. In the "Jesus that guy is uglier than Lemmy" way)
B: You're a human being living in Western Society. Try and act like it. We have rules we try and follow so we as the male populus aren't scaring women enough to not want to walk down streets alone. Get the book, read it, learn it, live it. Or, don't go up to random strangers in public places and convince yourself you have some connection with this person and no matter what you say, she has to listen.
I sat back, let him go through his freakshow speech because this is something she is fairly tolerant of. I had an arbitrary time in my head that he had to wrap it up. I gave the dude 10 minutes. He finished up his one man freakshow at 9 minutes. I was just getting furious because of how weird he was and how he was looking at her. GAHHH why do men have to do this!!! There are decent men out there, YOU are fucking this up for the rest of us!!! Stop it. Get a nudey mag. Go home, spank it, watch some TV, call it a night. Until you've learned that you don't get to treat people like this, stay home.
Don't go out in public and spread your creepy crud on our evening.
No one is going to read this that it applies to. I need to vent. Be warned. If you are a freak, and you have seen an actor, actress, dancer, a SG, or anyone you have never spoken to in your life, yet you know their name through some sort of celebtrity, there is always going to be an drunken protective 6'5" 275lb man with a knife staring at your every move waiting for you to fuck up.Or, take my advice, stay the fuck indoors till you get it figured out.
Anyways, lady, more than likely you're reading this, but, I was so pissed at myself for nut throwing that guy through a window last night after he walked out and his friends weren't around. I know you were creeped out, I just didn't want to overstep my bounds. Next time, you give me the high sign and I'll punch him in the throat.
On a nice note, KNIFE IN THE WATER IS COMING TO PORTLAND!!!! WOOO HOOOO!! 8 months of bothering them finally paid off! Now you all have to go!
But as per usual, I have a story... I went with one of our lovely girls to the show. And, we are in a random bar downtown drinking beers before the show, and Freak #1 approaches. He says that his friend is a big fan of her "work" I just said "oh shit, not now" to myself because it just wasn't the time. Shy Freak #2 approaches introduces himself, is incredibly awkward, creepy, weird, and way to comfortable trying to hit on her. He wouldn't let go of her hand. Now, I didn't know what to do here. I didn't want to try and take care of her if she didn't want taken care of. She's a big girl. She can handle herself. But, she's also way too nice.
So,
A: There is me, a very angry drunk 6'5" 275 lb man sitting next to this asshat waiting for him to make one stupid move or say one dumb thing. Someday my dream will come true and I can pull my knife on him and stick it in his calf. (I swear I'm a harmless teddy bear, but I'm very very very very protective of my friends, and if no one has noticed, all my talk of knife fights are jokes.... otherwise I'd look like Edward Scissorhands, not in the cute awwww poor guy way. In the "Jesus that guy is uglier than Lemmy" way)
B: You're a human being living in Western Society. Try and act like it. We have rules we try and follow so we as the male populus aren't scaring women enough to not want to walk down streets alone. Get the book, read it, learn it, live it. Or, don't go up to random strangers in public places and convince yourself you have some connection with this person and no matter what you say, she has to listen.
I sat back, let him go through his freakshow speech because this is something she is fairly tolerant of. I had an arbitrary time in my head that he had to wrap it up. I gave the dude 10 minutes. He finished up his one man freakshow at 9 minutes. I was just getting furious because of how weird he was and how he was looking at her. GAHHH why do men have to do this!!! There are decent men out there, YOU are fucking this up for the rest of us!!! Stop it. Get a nudey mag. Go home, spank it, watch some TV, call it a night. Until you've learned that you don't get to treat people like this, stay home.
Don't go out in public and spread your creepy crud on our evening.
No one is going to read this that it applies to. I need to vent. Be warned. If you are a freak, and you have seen an actor, actress, dancer, a SG, or anyone you have never spoken to in your life, yet you know their name through some sort of celebtrity, there is always going to be an drunken protective 6'5" 275lb man with a knife staring at your every move waiting for you to fuck up.Or, take my advice, stay the fuck indoors till you get it figured out.
Anyways, lady, more than likely you're reading this, but, I was so pissed at myself for nut throwing that guy through a window last night after he walked out and his friends weren't around. I know you were creeped out, I just didn't want to overstep my bounds. Next time, you give me the high sign and I'll punch him in the throat.
On a nice note, KNIFE IN THE WATER IS COMING TO PORTLAND!!!! WOOO HOOOO!! 8 months of bothering them finally paid off! Now you all have to go!