allonblack

Over the course of one week, I lost my job, got kicked out of another band for basically drinking and vanishing for an extended period of time, and I'm pretty sure my girlfriend will either be cheating on me soon or dumping me.

Yet, I don't care. Jobs come and go. My band sucked shit. And she's a nutcase. Ya see, this all revolves around Slayer. Good things in life revolve around Slayer.

I can't wear Slayer shirts at my old job. Hence, it's horseshit! My last two bands told me I was too metal. Like there is such a thing!!! And, she hates Slayer... Fuck that noise.

The best girl I ever dated used to make me put "Dead Skin Mask" on repeat the first time we had sex. Now that, is a keeper.

Whiskey, a good metal riff, and a sense of humor about heavy metal is more important than vision benefits, shitty blowjobs, and a good parking space.

Jokes, jokes, jokes, and more jokes.