Friday Dec 13, 2002

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As a heterosexual male, I'm breaking new ground and trying to tear down those stereotypes of the typical hetero male.

For example, tonight, I'm going to get drunk on apple martinis.
user8935778:
ahhahaah how did it go?

my best friend actually is married to this guy who LOVES apple martinis.. ahahah i can't even drink that stuff. it's too prissy.
allonblack:
Pretty well actually. I drank life 5 apple martini's at the Brazen Bean then wandered off to some dive in SE and finished the night on tall cans of Pabst to reclaim my role as a male.

I'm a rather big burly scruffy looking guy, and I was drinking a green drink with a slice of apple in it, and out of all the guys at the bar the bartrendress asked me to open the bottle of grenadine she couldn't open. So, I'm still hetero, and fighting the good fight.

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