I just saw a guy in the store buying 8 (count em) EIGHT of those 24 packs of buttwipe. That and a kit kat.
I think he's giving that kit kat a bit too much credit.
I think he's giving that kit kat a bit too much credit.
Paying well for social interaction.
Well, not that well. Just 6 bucks a month. Come and get it!!!
Well, not that well. Just 6 bucks a month. Come and get it!!!
I'm going to wake up at the crack of dawn to go play with my new shotgun. Then, to the gym to achieve mass gains. I'll then get home, eat a nutritious meal, and drink lots of water. I'll shower, feel physically terrible because of withdrawls, and go about the rest of my day. All before 9am.
And that will make me happy. That's what...
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And that will make me happy. That's what...
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I can be the worlds biggest retard sometimes. See? I told you that you aren't a retard. I'm the one with the downs.
I guess it's jjust hard for me to trust anyone. I've never been given any reason to ever trust someone. But, I trust you. I'm just a little scared is all. And, here in lies my defense mechanism. I'll get over it....
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I guess it's jjust hard for me to trust anyone. I've never been given any reason to ever trust someone. But, I trust you. I'm just a little scared is all. And, here in lies my defense mechanism. I'll get over it....
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allonblack:
Todays words of wisdom:
"Take it as it comes" - my alcoholic friend that has been dry for 9 months now.
"Every great couple has some amazing story about how they met. That's why I'm single. Nothing amazing ever happens to me" - George Costanza
"To love someone, is to abandon all fear" - The cook guy from Dinner & a Movie
The moral of the story,
"This is the part of me, that, learns from sitcoms" - Isaac Brock
Funny where you'll hear the exact words you need to hear and specific times. Thanks cook from Dinner & a Movie!!!
"Take it as it comes" - my alcoholic friend that has been dry for 9 months now.
"Every great couple has some amazing story about how they met. That's why I'm single. Nothing amazing ever happens to me" - George Costanza
"To love someone, is to abandon all fear" - The cook guy from Dinner & a Movie
The moral of the story,
"This is the part of me, that, learns from sitcoms" - Isaac Brock
Funny where you'll hear the exact words you need to hear and specific times. Thanks cook from Dinner & a Movie!!!
You're rid of me.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
user8935778:
you're so unfair.
you try and fix it. then you end it like that.
im doing the only thing i know how to do.
im not pretending. would you rather me fake it all?
fuck that. fuck that shit. you even say so yourself. i read your last journal entry.
what do you want me to say to you?! that ill just sit idlely by and watch you drink yourself into hell?
you want me to pretend that im ok with that?
I told you that you were at a crossroads..
and you chose to go to the bar.
you chose this. i never chose this. i didnt want this. you did this.
you try and fix it. then you end it like that.
im doing the only thing i know how to do.
im not pretending. would you rather me fake it all?
fuck that. fuck that shit. you even say so yourself. i read your last journal entry.
what do you want me to say to you?! that ill just sit idlely by and watch you drink yourself into hell?
you want me to pretend that im ok with that?
I told you that you were at a crossroads..
and you chose to go to the bar.
you chose this. i never chose this. i didnt want this. you did this.
To celebrate broken promises, I'm back until my account expires. I've already experienced a lifetimes worth of pain, so what's two more weeks?
So, before my Grandfather commited suicide, he wrote a note to give to me and for me only. I bought a Mossberg 12 gauge off a friend tonight and as I was searching for my cleaning shit I found the note in...
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So, before my Grandfather commited suicide, he wrote a note to give to me and for me only. I bought a Mossberg 12 gauge off a friend tonight and as I was searching for my cleaning shit I found the note in...
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Just made a rash decision. I am canceling my account and not posting anymore.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, YOU'RE COOL!!!,
I'M OUT!!!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, YOU'RE COOL!!!,
I'M OUT!!!
allonblack:
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[Edited on May 01, 2003]
[Edited on May 01, 2003]
A well'a bless my soul
What'sa wrong with me?
I'm itchin' like a man on a fuzzy tree
My friends say I'm actin' wild as a bug
I'm in love
I'm all shook up
Mm mm mm, mm, yay, yay, yay
Well, my hands are shaky and my knees are weak
I can't seem to stand on my own two feet
Who do you think...
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What'sa wrong with me?
I'm itchin' like a man on a fuzzy tree
My friends say I'm actin' wild as a bug
I'm in love
I'm all shook up
Mm mm mm, mm, yay, yay, yay
Well, my hands are shaky and my knees are weak
I can't seem to stand on my own two feet
Who do you think...
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user8935778:
"He keeps putting his testicles all over me."
"Excuse me?"
"You know, like octopus? Testicles?"
"Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T."
i got productive. i put on the blue and brown plaid shirt. and even some panties.
"Excuse me?"
"You know, like octopus? Testicles?"
"Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T."
i got productive. i put on the blue and brown plaid shirt. and even some panties.
Tonight a friend told me that violence is the crutch of a weak mind. So I kicked her in the box and took her wallet.
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user8935778:
"All you've got to do is go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn. "
fix it alreadyyyyyyyyyyy.
fix it alreadyyyyyyyyyyy.
Sometimes it's really fucking hard to look the other way and pretend you don't see that guy over there doing that. Or pretend she's not over there doing the same to him.
This is why I own lots of weapons. I'm stupid. I don't know how to talk my way out of things. Punch, kick, stab, cry, scream, alcohol poison, bludgeon, gouge, rip, slice, etc......
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This is why I own lots of weapons. I'm stupid. I don't know how to talk my way out of things. Punch, kick, stab, cry, scream, alcohol poison, bludgeon, gouge, rip, slice, etc......
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user8935778:
come home.
user8935778:
im druejkn. ilm eeet you ins bed.
Mornin comes and her hair's all a mess,
That's when she thinks he looks her worst,
It's times like this, that she don't know why,
I can't take my eyes off her.
That's when she thinks he looks her worst,
It's times like this, that she don't know why,
I can't take my eyes off her.
allonblack:
Walkin out the door to finally start my day, couldn't get this lyric out of my head sweetie.
user8935778:
such a lucky girl.
I can't shake this really grumpy insecure feeling I've had these last couple days. I keep second guessing every decision I make. I don't know what the fuck is going on. Probably just the aftermath of last week. What an awful, awful last week it was. As I was telling the girl I want to marry, I feel really fragile right now. I don't know...
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user8935778:
"Your rockabilly dream date is Mike Ness! You like the tattooed bad boy look and he's just your type. You are going to have to work hard at trying to hang on to this HARD LUCK KING cause he is in love with his car and I would not be suprised if your eyeliner mysteriously came up missing! "
AHAHAHAHHA
AHAHAHAHHA
noelle:
Mails socks?? I`m not familiar.
Beck?
Beck?
Tane