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Thursday Aug 25, 2005

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I'm going to describe my neighbors. There's like 5 trashers all living at this house with cars and shit and dogs EVERYWHERE! On Friday they were screaming at each other in the street about child support and 3 somes. Then at around 5pm, my dogs started freaking out and barking so I went to the screen door, and the old guy that lives there came running up to my house, covered in blood, smellin like fish, screaming "call the police" but he was drunkasshit, so I thought he was screaming at me in spanish. I just stared at him while he was yelling at me, then finally shut the door. He started running up and down the street, saying he was jumped and they took his wallet. It was hillarious! The police finally came, and they took him off in an ambulance. And you know the fucked up part? My living still smells like vagina! even the dogs notice it.
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