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Thursday Apr 14, 2005

Apr 14, 2005
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My sister and I decided to praink-mail people last night. I think I had gotten contact high from her smoking....becasue last night this shit made me laugh till my cheeks hurt.

This is how it came about.

We were looking through her Lucky mag..and came across some shitty free postcards with picture of people doing 'normal things' and the caption 'come fly with us' on it. (I think they were for Prozac) And I said to her;"wouldn't you be fuckin' pissed off if someone sent you this?"

So we decided to get the phone book out and send them to random people.

Postcard #1) To Maurice and Conny

Dear Maurice,
Why haven't you called.

Postcard #2) To Dave and Dianne

Dear Dave and Dianne,
You kids are great, good luck with that.

Postcard #3) Donald

Don,
I want my stereo back.

no signature..no return address.

I feel like a lame teenager not allowed to drink. But last night this shit was hillarious!
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
dragod:
This is good.
This is good.

The drugs must be working.

- Drago
Apr 14, 2005
candylac:
what is hi doing in Dnmark? i would do it the opposit way if i could, i LOOOOVE cali and im sick of DK.
Apr 14, 2005

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