Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats Tip

alli

The land of cheap beer and expensive women

SG Since 2004

Followers 593 Following 356

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Thursday Apr 14, 2005

Apr 14, 2005
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
My sister and I decided to praink-mail people last night. I think I had gotten contact high from her smoking....becasue last night this shit made me laugh till my cheeks hurt.

This is how it came about.

We were looking through her Lucky mag..and came across some shitty free postcards with picture of people doing 'normal things' and the caption 'come fly with us' on it. (I think they were for Prozac) And I said to her;"wouldn't you be fuckin' pissed off if someone sent you this?"

So we decided to get the phone book out and send them to random people.

Postcard #1) To Maurice and Conny

Dear Maurice,
Why haven't you called.

Postcard #2) To Dave and Dianne

Dear Dave and Dianne,
You kids are great, good luck with that.

Postcard #3) Donald

Don,
I want my stereo back.

no signature..no return address.

I feel like a lame teenager not allowed to drink. But last night this shit was hillarious!
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
dragod:
This is good.
This is good.

The drugs must be working.

- Drago
Apr 14, 2005
candylac:
what is hi doing in Dnmark? i would do it the opposit way if i could, i LOOOOVE cali and im sick of DK.
Apr 14, 2005

More Blogs

  • 10.01.07
    7

    Monday Oct 01, 2007

    It's a girl!!!!! We had our second ultrasound the other week and fou…
  • 06.13.07
    11

    Wednesday Jun 13, 2007

    I'M PREGNANT!!!!!! It's still early, 8 weeks, but I just can't help …
  • 05.02.07
    4

    Thursday May 03, 2007

    Ok... I do need to update! What's new: Trying to make a baby. The…
  • 02.02.07
    10

    Friday Feb 02, 2007

    I just had my 1/2 sleeve finished!! I added some more color to my "od…
  • 12.25.06
    9

    Monday Dec 25, 2006

    Tattoo's kick ass !!! Rian and I just got our new tattoo's done. M…
  • 10.23.06
    12

    Monday Oct 23, 2006

    I drink too much.
  • 09.03.06
    5

    Sunday Sep 03, 2006

    SG is changing too much. I can't seem to find my way around here any…
  • 07.22.06
    7

    Saturday Jul 22, 2006

    I have the best job EVER!!!! I am the office mananger at urology r…
  • 06.03.06
    6

    Saturday Jun 03, 2006

    LV ho's So I drove to Las Vegas on Friday for a very important busi…
  • 05.24.06
    10

    Wednesday May 24, 2006

    I love Denver! I still have a hard time saying I live in Denver thou…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
9
months
19
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,593 SuicideGirls
  • 1,118,090 followers
  • 14,927,418 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,409,367 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo