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Friday May 28, 2004

May 28, 2004
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I woke up this morning and my lip was the size of Texas!!

Yesterday at work I was helping give a cute kitten a nail trim and the little shit reached up and bit me!!!!

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hera:
ouch! Texas is awfully big, that must be one large lip! eeek
May 29, 2004
shayne:
eek. hope it gets better... you've had two weeks since this entry... so hopefully it's the size of rhode island or better... back to normal.
Jun 7, 2004

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