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Tuesday Nov 01, 2005

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Last weekend Rian and I were replacing our toilet, not as easy as it sounds!, and the pipe thing that connects to the wall broke, so we decided "shit, we're awesome, lets fix that too" So rian turns of the 'water' which is really the gas, and proceeds to unscrew the pipe. Guess what? When you turn off the gas...doesn't really help to not spray a butt load of water all over your house. So it was fucking going everywhere! We flooded 1/2 the house a good 3", and I was runnin around like a chicken trying to figure out who to call. Which I now know is not the water company...they had a recording..and they didn't even bring up what to do if you decide to do your own plumbing and flood your house. Fireman came! Cute ones.

Oh and you want to know why we had to replace our toilet? Because I am a fucking retard and accidently flushed 2 tampons AND the PLASTIC aplicators down he thing. When the plumbers came out, I was so embarrased, because here were two hot guys...pull my tampon out of my toilet.

Jesus. I hate owning a house!

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