alleycake

Hi everyone! I'm home. That was the longest 3 days of my life. Now I'm sun burnt but tanner, I also got quite a few cuts and bruises but now I know how to skim board. It was a good trip overall and now there's only a week left till I go back to Co. Thanks to everyone who wished me good trip it paid off (at least I think Im still sane...)

Tonight to celebrate being away from my family, me and a few friends decided to get drunk and go to a gay club. Me and my girl were all ready and pumped but when we got there, we couldnt get in because, even though online it said there was no dress code, no flip flops were allowed on either guys or girls. What a buzz kill, either way we ate a little diner and had a few laughs, walked around Montrose and now know to wear shoes next week when we go back. I hope everyone is having a good Saturday night.

So a guy walks into a dentist office late at night. The lady sitting at the font desk says Hi how may I help you? I think that Im a moth replies the man. I think you need to see a psychiatrist for that sir not a dentist. The man goes Oh, yea I know. The woman now confused replies, then why are you hear sir? The light was on.

Cmon thats funny right? Who else has a corny joke thats actually funny, anyone?