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Wednesday Mar 30, 2005

Mar 30, 2005
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Fact 1: Crest White Strips work really well thus causing an obsession with white teeth.

Fact 2: After you use two boxes of Crest White Strips to your complete satisfaction your teeth get yellow 10 times faster than they used to, and you hate it 10 times more because you now love freakishly white teeth.

Fact 3: Crest White Strips are way too expensive to do once every 6 months for the rest of your life. And even if you could afford it, your teeth would be yellow before the 6 months (which your not supposed to use earlier than) is up.

Conclusion: Fuck. Don't ever start using Crest White Strips.



Note to self: Find an alternative tooth whitening method.

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