alleycake

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/04/balloon.deaths.ap/index.html

And if that isn't fucking stupid enough, here's the dead guys girlfriend talking about it on her MySpace...

"My only true love. And you're dead at only 21. Baby, why? Why now? Why like that? You were so strong, you survived so much before that...and you let a balloon take you?"

I don't know if I should be scared that people this stupid exist, sad that two people are dead because of their own stupidity, or happy that two people this stupid aren't on earth anymore. What I do know is, I find it all hilarious.