allegory

I had a really weird day. I got up at 6:45am, sat down on my bed to put socks on (around 8:00am), and suddenly it was 2:00 in the afternoon!!! How the hell did that happen? WTF, mate? I spent the next 3 hours trying to learn how to value paintings- Again, WTF, mate? I sell gear, but I have a client who wants to sell several paintings, so being the ambitious whore that I am, I said "I'll do it." Now I have to figure out how ! Any suggestions? Did you guys hear about DICK cheny shooting his friend on a hunting trip? We are supposed to send our children to die in a war he and that other idiot started while they go sport shooting for recreation? WTF, mate?