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Just in time for VD, there is this:

What a week! I have a personal vendetta against everyone driving today. I'll discuss it at my next therapy appointment! Oy Vay!!! I saw a super hot guy today, and he was flirting like a teenage girl with me!!! FUCK yeah! I am going to drink some, maybe many, beers & soak my feet....Anybody want to paint my toenails? I'm thinking it might be cool to do some kind of art on that bad toe/toenail...