allan

What a sublimely gloomy day this is, it's so depressing like father winter drank too much vodka and puked on the landscape. I want to be a bear and hibernate, yeah that sounds good....gorge myself on ramen noodles and sleep for a long long time. Damn bears have all the luck. But I think I want to be a monkey too, jumping around in trees with a little tail eating fruit, and flinging dung at passersby. Animals have all the luck, they walk around naked eating all day, and they can mate with whomever they desire as long as someone bigger doesn't beat their ass first. I mean don't get me wrong being a biped does have it's advantages....I'm just having a hard time recalling what they are. Oh well i guess for now I'll just have to perch myself atop the couch and let my brain watch the history channel whilst I continue to shovel endless ammounts of chicken flavored Ramen into my face......gotta bulk up for winter haha