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Sunday May 03, 2009

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Fuck yeah I'm out of SCHOOL!!!!!!!!

So I went out this weekend to a festival known as the Blossom Weekend Massacre by my friends and I. Needless to say I had a blast, on friday night I stole a Detour sign, a couple real estate signs, a no parking sign, a rake and tipped over a port o pottie all walking from the bar to a girls house!

Didn't even get arrested, ninja status ARRR!!!

But I did leave a soilder behind at the bar when I left with this group of ladies, and this chick thought it would be funny to answer the phone when we were fucking. He called about a million times And I wasn't going to answer but I finally gave in and he hasn't spoken to me since.

You are all jealous...
lutu:
I am. You know what fun is. lol
May 3, 2009

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