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alkey

Boston, MA

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Thursday May 22, 2008

May 22, 2008
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Holy FUCK!

I shaved my Glorious Beard and now it's itchie.
Fuck My Car, enough said.
I've been dorkin' it out for the past weeks by reading X-Men Comics from #1 - #101, yes I'm a nerd.

I got this kick ass new job to add to my shitty old one. I'm working for White Water Photography, I get to take pictures of tourists trying to raft , and potentially drown themselves so it's fun, I get to be outdoors and shit. Yesterday was the first day and all the river rats I work with are hilarious, they smoke weed all day and play air hockey to pass the time, my kinda job.

Well to amuse all of you here are some Vids.

Bert and Ernie Go Brutal


And.......

BOO


ARRR!!!

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